Tuesday, December 11

Crazy Dream!

I just remembered a dream I had last night! It was crazy... strange... out of the blue... totally from left field... all of that. Maybe you can make some sense of it... here goes:

For some strange reason, I was supposed to be following Gary Coleman somewhere (I've never seen the dude before in my life, but dreams are strange like that). WHERE TO, I have no idea... but he was driving a Porsche, and I was supposed to be following him. We were in a parking lot of some office building, and he was talking on his cell... TAKING HIS SWEET TIME with driving off the lot. I remember talking to myself, saying, "WHAT IS THIS DUDE DOING?! We need to get to [wherever it was we were going]!"

Then, he pulled out into the street... and, because he was talking on the phone, not paying attention, he pulled out with traffic coming right behind him... so, I had to wait to pull out. Needless to say, with him in the Porsche and not paying attention, I immediately lost track of him. Now, even in the dream, we must not have been friends, because we didn't have each other's cell number. So, for some insane reason, I pulled over at another office building (?)... hoping that I could find out some info as to where Gary might have been driving to. I realized the stupidity of asking someone, "Do you know where Gary Coleman, the little guy, might have been driving to?? I was following him, and got lost...", so I left the office building, got back in my car (no minivan in the dream... YAY, GOD!!), and proceeded to try to find Gary.

Then I woke up. Told you it was STRANGE!!!! Ok, all you "dream masters"... interpret this joint for me! Gary Lamb, who interpreted those MICE DREAMS you were having??? There's no way in the world I wanna dream about this joker for the next 3 nights...

This is a rather frightening phenomenon... seriously.




3 comments:

dave said...

Dude - you gotta eat better ;-)

Last night I dreamed I was going scuba diving with will smith but I couldn't find all my gear - I had just found what I needed and the alarm went off. I was bummed - I was looking forward to the dive.

DARREN PLUMMER: said...

HA! That's funny...

DeAndre' said...

when's the last time you watched VH1? lol