SETH-isms

This is Seth.
He's four years old.
And he's a riot... has me cracking up all the time. :-)
This was a little conversation we had when I got home this evening:

Seth: "Daddy, why do you wanna be a preacher?"
Me: "Because I love to tell people about Jesus... and I love seeing Jesus change peoples' lives."
Seth: "I don't get it. And what's so funny, Dad???"

And another:

Me: "Seth, can you hand me that roll of paper towels?"
Seth: "I don't see no paper towels!"
(of course, his grammar gets hijacked all the time by his older brothers)
Me: "They're right there in front of you!"
Seth: "Well, I don't see 'em... I just see some big toilet paper!"